Nick

commoner

[john @johnsemley3000]

“has Michael Mann ever written a relatable female character?”
have you?

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I like it. A quick reminder of what it’s all about

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Tried to explain the difference between an absolute unit and a megachonker to my grandpa and he shot a hole in the floor

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

Oscar, Bert, Ernie, Grover even. these are the sesame street characters that demand your respect because they have the names of a person. big bird and elmo are taking a huge risk, but it has undeniably worked out for both of them. so you tell me what's going on

[Nick @GuardianNJL]

@TheRunningManZ WHOA

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Hollywood is completely cooked. I made this with VisionBoys’ Blax2, audio was created with a Qx add-on for Dat-H. Did 2 gradient sweeps with TubDad. We’re toast.

[Montessori Boy @montessoriboy]

uber driver

[matt666 @mattDCLXVI]

fellas what’s stopping you from looking like this

[Señorita Awesome @boygrrI]

viral tweet: pooping lowkey feels so good

blue check replies: Pooping isn’t just good, it’s legendary 🔥. Try taking a shit to level up your toilet session with epic dumps 😎.

[NESN @NESN]

Twenty-eight years ago today, Pedro Martinez struck out 11 in his Red Sox debut 🤯

[Nick @GuardianNJL]

not enough guys named Raul anymore

[The Birdist @TheBirdist]

So much fun at the Texas Library Association conference today talking about WORLD WITHOUT BIRDS. I’m proud of this book, proud to work with @WorkmanPub, and so impressed by all the incredible librarians working in Texas.

[The Birdist @TheBirdist]

Afterwards I’ll be CRUISING around southern Texas looking for COOL BIRDS

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

{overtaking a horrifying car crash on my bike} OK Vroomer 😭😤 {notices that my cousin is in it} Nathaniel!!!!!!!!!

[Christin @hexprax]

(me writing a letter to my lover from the trenches) there's like mud everywhere