emma yarris

moon enthusiast

[A beautiful tree, @holzawn]

Smelled an amazing scent on walk & tried to Shazam it

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[emma yarris @coldbeans_]

thinking a lot about ozempic meghan trainor this morning

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Everyone is gay

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

The simple truth is that anyone with anything close to that level of empathy simply wouldn't be able to reach anything close to bezos levels of wealthy, because that amount of money requires unbelievable amounts of human exploitation

[🍎⋆˚꩜｡ ๑ï @Spadiddle]

Let’s be fuzzy with mama

[emma yarris @coldbeans_]

#darlenemitchel i love you @itsdarlenebtw please win

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

There was a beautiful moth in my apartment. We very quickly became friends. Oh how we played! The joy! But then it spurned me. Insulted me. I threw it out into the hallway. It rammed itself into my door over and over, begging for my forgiveness. I fell asleep on the floor

[fawn @fawnncel]

april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person

[gigi 击̸ ieroween @wolfinmyhouse]

i have a normal relationship with food, my body, and my sexuality. i am a normal girl. never had a problem with any of these things. #AFFIRM

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

Bald is an emotion sometimes

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

doing the worm directly on top of my wife

[emma yarris @coldbeans_]

testing this out today

[emma yarris @coldbeans_]

i just learned from my very reliable roommate that you don't have to go to the hospital for anything, but instead you can use super glue to fix any and all physical ailments! huge news for those without health insurance!

[emma yarris @coldbeans_]

i love to make stuff up it's so awesome and fun

[emma yarris @coldbeans_]

i just learned from my very reliable roommate that you don't have to go to the hospital for anything, but instead you can use super glue to fix any and all physical ailments! huge news for those without health insurance!

[Jon Fish @2002tacomasr5]

My whole life I have been thirsty for a type of drink that doesn't exist yet.. sometimes I even dream about it but never with any clarity. I wonder what it is

[emma yarris @coldbeans_]

trying to eat a plate of two (2) eggs scrambled is so hard i hate my life

[emma yarris @coldbeans_]

deconstructed omelette call that scramble egg