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[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

Friday 🫶🏻

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

Taste? He’s never heard of it

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

Was talking to my co-worker about the Barbie movie and our other co-worker pipes up and goes “Barbie…really…this is what media has come to? It’s a doll, a movie about a doll” and then proceeds to start a convo with some other guy about the WALKING DEAD and how good it is

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

Oh okay cool, zombies are acceptable but we draw the line at dolls. Got it!

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

Violently humbled at work this morning. Coworker brought her dog in, I go to pet and he growls at me and she goes “oh no no hunny it’s a girl don’t worry - sorry he doesn’t like men and I guess he thought you were a guy”

Coolcoolcool

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

There is an inner circle of hell reserved for your coworkers that take calls on speakerphone in a shared office space. Possibly the innermost circle even.

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

Few things in life excite me as much as a well made BLT does

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

@caithuls Ok no judgement, i know SO many people have watched it but I didn’t until recently - Game of Thrones is so fckn good. Superstore was also great, Community i loved. New Girl is good too!!

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

Had some drinks and ordered a new Lego set for myself last night. Bring on 2023

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

oh, what are my “qualifications”? well first off im a total cutie pie . so just jot that down

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

I am in a constant state of wanting more tattoos. Constant i tell you

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

Buddy has great taste and he fckn killed that. Aces baby.

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

I haven’t had birria tacos before but all I’m seeing EVERYWHERE is pictures of birria tacos. I sleep and they’re in my dreams. I just want the consumé. I would drink that with a straw it looks so good.

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

Has me ready* god damnit

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

Jakob from sex education for me ready to risk it all. To be fair so does Jean tho

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

If it’s after 2 AM and I’m on the way home you can bet your last dollar i will always stop for a buddy burger. No questions asked

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

@sofffsss LMFAOOOO BRO i thought it was just me 😭😭😭

[Kait @coldbeefaroni]

I want a car freshener that smells like fruit gushers