Danielle 🌙

It is what it is. Might as well make em laugh. Wife. Hair Stylist. Mommy.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

Watching Beauty and the Beast for the first time with my toddler and she keeps doing the Bills ‘ay ey hey ey’ chant every time she sees the Beast! @BuffaloBills

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

Listen, if I were a billionaire I’d be trying to find a way to leave this planet as well.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

When someone uses your name unnecessarily in an email and you do it right back is favorite kind of pettiness.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

@zachdietsch He didn’t though. Kim’s sex tape did. He still deserves life in prison for you know, murder and all.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

I’m not saying adults are lazy but my 3 year old has worked shifts as a food truck driver, a zookeeper, a firefighter, a chef and a doctor all before 10am.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

@WGRZ Is that Gary Busey?

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

@_koalaprincess As I read this I thought “it’s not even windy” and then the entire house almost blew away.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

When your husband is giving you “the eyes” but you’ve been taking care of two small children all day, made/put away dinner and had to handle both bedtimes.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

This reminds me of the time we went to an adoption event called “Kitties and Pitties” where we applied for a kitten we liked and they told us she could absolutely not go to a home with dogs as she is terrified to death of them.... now please re-read the name of the event.

[Alice Gray @AliceJaneGray]

I applied for a dog today. This is the story in four parts.

I’m actually speechless.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

@joncoric @deadrichard Didn’t we release John Brown?

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

My toddler guessing letters while watching wheel of fortune gets me every time.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

Who gave Harry Styles permission to be so attractive.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

Dear scientists, I know what you’re thinking and
DONT 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 DARE 👏🏼

[WGRZ @WGRZ]

In a historic first, researchers have discovered a fossil of a dinosaur preserved while sitting on a nest of its own eggs, with some of the eggs containing fossilized embryos.
https://t.co/VuDx8pMGyk

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

Has this pandemic made anyone else a terrible driver or just me?

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

@miss_chezzyyyy I had the pleasure of working with Elise a few years back. Sadly we lost touch after we both left that salon. She was sunshine in human form. Her smile and personality lit up every room she walked into. I am so sorry for not just your loss but the worlds loss as well 🤍☀️

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

Twitter is great if you wanna see the same joke beaten to death with slightly different wording over and over and over again.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

I think the reason I don’t like Taylor Swift has less to do with Taylor Swift/her music and EVERYTHING to do with her fans. They are legit nut jobs. She doesn’t need you to protect her! She’s a 31 year old extremely wealthy white women.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

@burtonsnowboard your website is trash

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

@AaronRybak Wait seriously?! Haha this is incredible news I thought I was insane.

[Danielle 🌙 @coldbones_]

Every time I see Jon Hamm on tv I say “Jon Hamm” in my head... I have no idea why.