Sob Ross

29 | Corporate Girly | Dog Mom | IG: Coldbrewporter

[issy. @islamiyaaaah]

having a baby knowing you broke as shit & have nothing going for yourself or no support system

[Sob Ross @coldbrewporter]

I’m not sad I’m just eating cold pasta with my hands

[Sob Ross @coldbrewporter]

My ex telling me I need to gain

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You know I’m having a menty b if I’m looking at flights to Ohio

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I am going all in on my Halloween party and I’m soooo excciittteddd

[Elai @elaifresh]

Couples costume idea

[Sob Ross @coldbrewporter]

The amount of people who haven’t seen The Fifth Element is concerning

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

The real size of Animals ~ A Thread🧵

1. Just in case people are getting confused, here is a husky next to a wolf.

[dip 🇳🇵 @fentpressed]

Coworker crying on the phone apologizing to his wife for hitting her

[jynx @jynxbby]

if you see me trusting a man again, hit me with a car

[⋆☀︎｡ ོ @S0L4RFL4RE]

ur with a manipulator if this is somehow the outcome

[clintoris @clintoris]

We aren’t doing this in 2024. You have a crush and that’s it. No pathologizing. No diagnosis. Free yourself from the confines of pop psychology and enjoy your fleeting experience on earth

[Sob Ross @coldbrewporter]

Tattoo my name on your balls so I know it’s real

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i really dated a whole bum and nobody slapped tf out of me. y’all fake for that

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@lexhodg It’s the least they can do

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@lexhodg sending me my mugshot next to an I love dick magnet just feels… right you know?