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[Ksnap @ksnap_]

Got an EGOT in the family group chat today

[dave @davepeep]

soft launched my hatred of my coworker to another coworker and they reported me

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

in high school, a boy on our wrestling team got MRSA and it was a huge deal. the next year, I sat by a kid named Mersa in math. one day I said, "I've never met a Mersa before, so it's crazy that I met you after we just had that MRSA outbreak" and Mersa said, "My name is Dalton"

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

girl really? @andycohen

[🎲🇸🇳 @kanelxrdd]

changed the channel everytime this nonsense came on

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

On God there’s never been another person named Sigourney before. She made it up for attention

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Amazon let’s normalize taking the money after I hit place order 😘

[Crystal Alejandro @Crystalejandro]

The story is stale now

[bl**ne @alphatransfag]

writing cover letters feels soooo "ever since i was a little boy, i knew i wanted to be an administrative assistant when i grew up"

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

This just made my day, week, month, and year.

[Baddies + More! @BaddiesReality]

This got me screaming !!!😫😂

[spencer (top 0.1% of spencers) @hoddsuspenders]

honestly, clocked me

[trader hoe’s @ouioui_faguette]

not google maps being ran through omfg…. That hole is loose mamaaa

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i love having plans to go to a show and i love having been to a show. being at a show is a small price to pay for that

[c @rayofvenuss]

The Pope to return to the Vatican

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

When HBO Max rebranded to Max I would still always go to the HBO Max url so they'd have to keep maintaining the redirect service because I imagined it was punishing them but now after they changed it back to HBO Max I go to the Max url to still punish them for having done it

[greg @greg16676935420]

Leonardo DiCaprio just sold his PS2