Kelvin David

football priest,Relationship expert, lover of God

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

Lamborghini gold digger test gone wrong 😑🤦‍♂️

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

The biggest red flag is someone who makes every ex sound crazy.

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

Never ignore inconsistency.

Someone who likes you will not:

disappear for days
give mixed signals
constantly confuse you

Confusion is usually a rejection with extra steps.

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

@guzu_p Moral lesson:
Never beg any girl to stay , if she wants to leave hold the door open for her to leave

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

Yess

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

The internet taught people to treat relationships like transactions.

“What do you bring to the table?” became more important than:

character
loyalty
kindness
emotional intelligence

A beautiful relationship is built by two people who genuinely care about each other — not two negotiators keeping score.

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

Gold digger prank gone wrong 😑
She’s looking for who to pay her bills for her.🤦‍♂️

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Some men that are simp will still go and pay money to see this online, in the name of only fans. when you can see it for free . Ozou

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

Flirting with his therapist gone wrong 😑

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

@PolymarketFC @swazzy446 Chelsea fans are proud of you poch !

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Wow 👏

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

I’m exhausted 😩

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Men without vision 😭😭

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@_sniper441 The work as football VAR

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Ronaldo is winning the World Cup for sure. Siuuuu

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

@IShowSpeedHQ Nigeria don cast , even to wear there play pants na crime 😭

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

@tophz_ Don’t you know what this is? 🤣

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

@reatile_xo Na all this aunties Dey full church nowadays. Na dem Dey claim born again at 35 years.

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

@guzu_p This guy on the background Dey behave likefrom ikorodu. The simp on the other hand is a simp for life hehehe

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

@guzu_p No Dey give us motivation quotes. Do only motivation quotes wey I wan hear now na credit alert, job offers, business deals or you do giveaway 🙄

[Kelvin David @coldcasevault]

@39billion Amen😭. I don play tired . Even tire don tire 😭