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he/him 🔬

[calder🧢 @colder_outside]

@kevthe_dude your mission, should you choose to accept, is to drink a beer in a flannel

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@carvemeanidol my job is 95% moving shit

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

How the Smithsonian decodes 148 million specimens

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@lactucaoptima billionaire, philanthropist, playboy

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@HenryJNBA Great article, can’t wait for a bub-tre backcourt!

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@kevthe_dude no fr

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@kevthe_dude on slug timing

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@kevthe_dude

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@kevthe_dude

[Bijan Todd @bijan_todd]

Bub Carrington was asked by @HenryJNBA (follow him!) if the Wizards liked to play spoiler for a Kings team in the hunt.

“Not with that evil smirk you just had…we try to show people that every night.” 🤣

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@kevthe_dude ali babas number

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@HenryJBrown2 wemby needs to be in it to incite rage from hardcore early 2000s post-up offense fans

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@kevthe_dude unfortunately too many people were taught to fear it

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@kevthe_dude they will understand the truth and the light of your career at northrop grumman

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@_stezus how’s the divorce?

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@HenryJBrown2 isaiah thomas snubbed

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@HenryJBrown2 jokic shows up in your room at night staring at you like that … what do you say to him?

[calder🧢 @colder_outside]

@HenryJBrown2 sorry buddy but i said what i said

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@HenryJBrown2 we’re on kuz control to the poole party

[calder🧢 @colder_outside]

@kevthe_dude have one poison sandwich, hell have two