olivia

You have to wait two hours to go to the movies on a Sunday

[olivia @colder_war]

cock lobster

[olivia @colder_war]

motivating myself by imagining that i owe an exorbitant amount of money to a devilishly handsome man in a pinstripe suit

[olivia @colder_war]

cutting the staple crusts off these paper sandwiches bc my cute paper shredder boyfriend is such a picky eater

[olivia @colder_war]

if i wrote a screenplay about the weeknd discovering he has a long lost brother named cain whose entire life is dedicated to trying to bash his head against a rock do you think he'd star in it

[olivia @colder_war]

some people call me the eel the way i be in jolly roger bay

[olivia @colder_war]

david has been on his knees in front of his boss's desk confirmed.. i am wondering what that might be about.....? 😕🤔

[olivia @colder_war]

イカルドは色っぽい

[olivia @colder_war]

@JamesThatsSo yes exactly i'm so glad you get it

[olivia @colder_war]

they should put squidward in fortnite and they should let him wear four jordans

[olivia @colder_war]

i might not be able to fix him but i swear i can change him for the better

[olivia @colder_war]

after the 2027 h5n1 pandemic we have a clean sweep in 2028 guys, trust

[olivia @colder_war]

@IceFlinger he's up there

[olivia @colder_war]

i think clippy might've been my first twink

[olivia @colder_war]

i love wawa so much i'd die for wawa i wish i could marry wawa i would do it i love wawa

[olivia @colder_war]

the guy who invented new jersey looked at boston's shitty road layouts and said "what if i made a whole state like this"

[olivia @colder_war]

what if instead of show me your moves captain falcon said show me your boobs wouldn't that be crazy

[olivia @colder_war]

@SlimyQuagsire ok i'm convinced i'll do it

[olivia @colder_war]

thinking about getting obnoxiously into planking

[olivia @colder_war]

why'd they make pizza steve so sexy

[olivia @colder_war]

put the chili's pepper pals in fortnite