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[AyanfeSTAR @elijah_ayanfe1]

Pronounce it slowly and guess the football legend

Level: IMPOSSIBLE

[AyanfeSTAR @elijah_ayanfe1]

25 year old me when I see an empty bottle lying on the road.

[benlien! @max_benlien]

If you have a date coming up and don’t know what to wear, here are some outfit ideas for men:

1: Shopping Date

[❤️ @coldframe098]

@max_benlien i’m a big fan of the first outfit

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@Loth_brok_ they gave you to fix it by yourself

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@MonetizationDon congratulations to you🙏🏽

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@shiluvankuna what is the minimum wage there?

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@BondTalkHQ i love dates like this

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@RejoiceCherechi what do you understand about rich men?

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@ellyserwaaa exactly, it only happens if she gives room for that

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@Zayyad_Yazeed $42 for a 25 minutes journey wtffff

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@ms_tebbe that also ragebait them😭😂

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@Eqraaam but what is this😭😭😭

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@munahtee them turn spag to broom, my goodness😭

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@enney4real they are all wired the same way lmao

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@christyfuns71 no vex, but e fit cook beans sha

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@SPACOJOE you don’t even need anyone’s approval

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@FYunchung they are the best fr

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@tophz_ Are you sick was unnecessary in my opinion

[Topz @tophz_]

5:47 a.m.

My phone buzzes on the nightstand.

It’s Jess, the new lead in the three-year-old room.

Jess: Can you take my class today?

Me: Are you sick?

Jess: No.

Me: Flat tire?

Jess: No.

Me: Then clock in.

Jess: I can’t come in.

Me: Why?

Jess: I’m not at my apartment.

Me: Where are you?

Jess: A hotel off I-35.

Me: Jess.

Jess: I left the bar with someone.

Me: Congratulations. Still not a reason.

Jess: He’s asleep.

Me: So leave.

Jess: There’s a framed picture on the dresser.

Me: Of what?…