Allison Read

mama to 🦄👼🏼. feminist. slytherin. witch. intransigent. the most stubborn. the bi in bitch. 🏳️‍🌈 professional nail tech. #fuckcancer ♍️☀️♉️🌙♒️💫

[Jamie @itsjamie44]

@taylorswift13 there's a mastermind cover with the sagittarius constellation (taylor swift) and the pisces constellation (joe alwyn) on it 💜

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Meet me at midnight…

…for the Lavender Haze music video premiere (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) https://t.co/auFTSVBP0A

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

@tswifterastour Does it count if she's not only my top artist but if I also named my kitten after her? She's 13 weeks old. Already living up to her iconic namesake 🥹🥲🥰

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

So. Me. With both the boost from the @taylorswift13 site, a presale link and code... Who tried for NINE HOURS on Tuesday to get tickets with no luck. I'm just, what... Fucked now? Where did the other tickets go? #swiftiesforjustice #swiftiesagainstoligopolies #pleasehelptaylor

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

Please help me @SocialSecurity before I lose my entire shit. I just want my name back. Sincerely with best wishes, Allison "Louis" (IT'S LOUISE, Y'ALL) Read

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

So. Um. Asking for a friend. Who is me. What exactly does one do when you've changed your name on your @SocialSecurity card to your correct last name. But, some numpty SPELLED YOUR MIDDLE NAME WRONG AND NOW IT'S ON THE OFFICIAL CARD?!?!

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

I already took an entire day off gathering these documents and waiting 2 weeks for this card. DID NO ONE PROOFREAD?! It's in like 20 places! My passport, my application, the official divorce decree. A literal child would have caught it. @SocialSecurity

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

Will be observing an official mourning period (I own so much black, y'all) for @BettyMWhite - She was supposed to outlive us all. A true gem, GOOD person, and spark of joy to us all. May we strive to be more like Betty and to brighten the world around us, like she did.✨💔🖤

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

@_kenzeroo I will ✨🖤

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

Ok. This Delta variant, even for someone who's been fully vaccinated (Moderna) since April is NO FUCKING JOKE. I'm SO SICK. I'm only 29 & in general I'm very healthy. If I weren't vaccinated, I'm absolutely sure I'd be in the hospital by now. #GetVaccinated

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hi! Saw you guys got Wildest Dreams trending on tiktok, thought you should have my version 😘😘😘😘

https://t.co/dZSBbSCcxV

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

You know... Casper the Friendly Ghost being one of my favorite movies as a child should have made me understand a hell of a lot more about myself than it did. Witchy shit, Christina Ricci being hot, the human version of Casper ALSO being hot... How did I miss this??

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

One step closer to freeing Britney ✨👏🏼✨

[Variety @Variety]

Britney Spears’ Father Jamie Spears Steps Down From Conservatorship https://t.co/9iSKhtwD7j

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

Why. Am. I. Hungry. At. 12:30. AM.

Honestly fuck my entire appetite.

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

EW to everyone else. Chuck needs to realize that no family get together will fix ANYTHING. They will throw hands (and fucking cake??) and yell and solve nothing.

Addendum: Tiffany is actually a gem too. I love her and Yara. That's all. They deserve better. Boo to all the rest.

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

Watching @90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter - I still think Yara is an icon, Jovi is dead weight trash fire, it love Mylah, and I basically hate everyone elseeeeeeee ✌🏼 I can't decide who else is the most toxic but... Hint: It's all of them.

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

Honestly I'm just really pissed off that Keith Raniere is a Virgo. At least he's an August Virgo. It's a disgrace, I tell you! 😤

Idk why THIS is what I'm mad about at 7 am while reading Don't Call It a Cult in the car on a road trip. Being tired w/ a headache is wild y'all. ✌🏼

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

In other words, I am very suddenly ✌🏼not okay✌🏼 and I have no clue what to do about that.

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

I really ✨love✨ how I'll be doing fine, super well actually, good day... Then, out of fucking NOWHERE for NO APPARENT REASON, the ~big sad~ will just hit me like a bus and then I'm on the floor of my bathroom dissociated again.

[Allison Read @coldgoddess13]

#FreeBritney

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

Coming along, folks ... coming along 🖕🏻!!!!! New with real representation today ... I feel GRATITUDE and BLESSED !!!! Thank you to my fans who are supporting me ... You have no idea what it means to me be supported by such awesome fans !!!! God bless you all !!!!!