riley

why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Ronald Reagan when HIV medication was introduced

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

never should’ve eaten that binger burger at bingo wingos

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[riley @coldjacvzzi]

life update: moved into a new apartment 8 days ago and my band finally released our first EP #yippee

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

life update: moved into a new apartment 2 days ago and my band finally released music #yippee

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

the CCP stands with the Boy Scouts of America

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

i got a notification to view my Snapchat memories and this shit has me tearing up

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

original content don’t ask me what this means i’ll kill you

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

Me at Stripes before work-setting two energy drinks on the counter: Hello :)

Cashier:

[♱ @lacedghost]

cig burns from bf

[velaspace @velaspacemusic]

u don’t know these streets like we do, we do

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

if there was a riley dating sim it would perform really well as an analog horror game

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

I think every train conductor should have to get hit by a train before being allowed to conduct a train just like how every police officer gets pepper sprayed before they get to use pepper spray

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

Today the doctor will tell me if I have autism. The results will be revealed at 3:00 PM CST. What are your predictions?

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

mommy’s medicine

Sent from iCar

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

@heyitsfrog @WarsawConcerts @emptybottle pls come to Texas :)

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

i remember in 6th grade we had to make a clay model of the alamo and i had to rebuild the same wall over and over again because i could not stop eating it

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

kill yourself

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

It's interesting how people don't often talk about the absolute HATE you get for daring to support Israel.

Yeah... it's concerning.

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

@everrgaol having a drink in his honor tonight, i encourage you to do the same

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

@waoblort Medicine Bottle by Red House Painters

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

not at all what is your social security number btw

[CHRIS @bamfartgera]

Do you mind if my 4 kids just absolutely destroy the store while I say nothing for 15 minutes

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

haven’t heard from the mayor in awhile but the spiders are back

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

i’m the only one that can say i have mutual beef with the town mayor and a family of spiders living in my car

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

vvv

[riley @coldjacvzzi]

hey um has the pendulum swung far enough for me to be able to tell people to kill themselves on twitter