Coldjalapeno

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[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects.

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

Jon Stewart has just shamed Congress. Every word was true, and it all needed to be said.

#FirstResponders
#September11th
#NeverForget

[Coldjalapeno @coldjalapeno]

An Illustrated Guide To Helping NYC's Cats https://t.co/4isPlcwQqY via @Gothamist

[Don’t Talk, Just Walk! Cause @dnttalkjustwalk]

@Felixwortiz Hello, Mr. Ortiz. My name is Angela, and I am a 7th grader who is also concerned with the issue of pedestrians on their phones while crossing the street. I started social media accounts called Don’t Talk Just Walk. Thank you for your service. @donttalkjustwalk2018

[Jim Jefferies Show @jefferiesshow]

It’s #NationalFosterCareMonth. For every retweet of this tweet, we will donate $1 – up to $10K – to the organization @KidsInSpotlight. Even better, @ComedyCentral will match that donation, and @jimjefferies will personally match the donation as well. https://t.co/1a1cf1Kasn

[Mama Kin ✡🪶 @LittleMamaKin]

All's well here in SE New Mexico. Sat on the porch watching nobody go by. It got windy. I saw tumbleweeds roll by. My chickens didn't like the tumbleweed.
#NotesFromNationalEmergency

[NYPD 90th Precinct @NYPD90Pct]

Help us identify & locate this individual who is #Wanted for a Robbery that occurred on 2/3/19 at approximately 7:45am on the corner of Boerum St & White St. #YourCityYourCall Any info call #800577Tips All calls are confidential @NYPDDetectives @NYPDTips @NYPDnews @NYPDnoticias

[Coldjalapeno @coldjalapeno]

Gimme some of that!!! Pretty please with Ketchup on TOP;) #HeinzKetchupCaviar #sweeps

[Heinz US @HeinzTweets]

America’s favorite ketchup presents America’s favorite caviar. Reply with #HeinzKetchupCaviar and #Sweeps for the chance to get your hands on one of 150 jars this Valen-HEINZ day. No purchase necessary. Rules linked in bio.

[Future of Music Coalition @future_of_music]

In all seriousness, folks concerned about bots buying tickets that end up on the secondary market at inflated prices (while none of the extra money goes to the artists) should take note that the FTC is hosting a workshop on this issue in March.

[Coldjalapeno @coldjalapeno]

At P.S. 18 "some" poll workers are not displaying badges or explaining the directions to voters @BOENYC @NYCVotes

[Spectrum News NY1 @NY1]

Here's how to not mess up the two-page (double-sided!) ballot on November 6. Thanks, @courtneycgross! #NY1Politics

[Coldjalapeno @coldjalapeno]

@Satyrday1

[MAKERS @MAKERSwomen]

In 1991, 1,600 African-American women took out a full-page ad in the @nytimes to show support for Anita Hill.

In today's NYT, 1600 male allies, in a crowdfunded effort, place a full-page ad in support of Anita Hill and Christine Blasey Ford.
https://t.co/EA6ojVD8mP

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

This may sound too good to be true but I promise you it’s not: We've got Sobe now.

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

still thinkin' bout jared

[Coldjalapeno @coldjalapeno]

America’s only remaining Blockbuster store @loneblockbuster gets its own beer!!! https://t.co/lKdzkROXgo #radical #beer