Chris Oldknow

Fixing the plumbing of capitalism for the 21st century. Other trades needed.

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@RhonddaBryant picturing a UK in 2016 caught between presidents Putin and Trump after an EU #Brexit . Weird thought...

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@willperrin Will the soundtrack be out soon? That was a classic

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@RhonddaBryant Oh you are good!

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@eLAWnora There are some lovely hand typed documents from the EC in the 1980s about the concerning rise of high quality fakes. I sat in on focus groups in around 2009 when an architect explained to a dozen others how she can get them from Turkey and they are excellent quality at £400…

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@miltonmueller @pranesh Maybe they have a browser plug in “AppStore”?

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@markthomasinfo I take it these are the same rules that you illustrated with your wheelly bin of protests some years ago?

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@_IanMoss They are already looking at “the princess Leah of politics” as the line to take

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@jasonsfolly I’m hoping the chief rabbi give him a certificate for trees though…

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@daphnehk I would love to be there if time/budget/team approval works out

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@carolvorders @BarbaraWant @mikegalsworthy @YorksBylines But what about the sunny uplands. You just can’t put a price on those. Or maybe you can? What are the % of geography in say top 25% of U.K. And what is the sunshine growth?

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@benedictevans Does it correlate to “nudge” units in government and the risk of “behavioural economics” rather than P2P communications?

[Amazon News EU @AmazonNewsEU]

"We focus on pre-listing controls to block unsafe products from being listed in our stores, so that customers never see them."

Laetitia Kister, Amazon's EMEA Head of Product Safety & Compliance, speaking at today's @PubAffairsEU event on #ProductLiability & #ProductSafety.

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@O2 the fitness+ offer says I should get 2 months as an existing customer but then the code fails and says new customers only

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@AllieRenison Same in Brussels

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@Catherine_md_ Thanks for sharing this!

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She could do with a hand! She was very helpful when I got to the window though.

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@Eurostar @EurostarUK trains from Paris are running with an hour delay and you have one desk open a GdN to deal with all queries not just rebooking us onto earlier trains. Please help

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@kkomaitis @futureidentity So you will be delighted that the requirement for the EC to provide guidance within 12 months on how the DSA and lex specialis all fit together seems to have been cut from the final text.

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@ckutterer 15 months, not before 1/1/24 but there is something about VLOPS obligations 4 months after designation as a VLOP

[S P A R K S @sparksofficial]

Sparks Flash Mob, kinda. ✨

#SparksTour2022

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@British_Airways customer service seems to have become an escape room puzzle.

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@British_Airways your call centre is just dropping calls. I cannot cancel one person from a 3 person booking online for a voucher. Please help