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Smart-ass. Anchor down and stay away from clowns.

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Just remember, you’ve had a bad day, but not a day this bad.

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Michigan head cosch Sherrone Moore allegedly threatened to k*ll himself during an argument with his wife after getting fired and fumbling a 13 million dollar contract. He then drove to – and broke into – the home of his assists Paige Shivers who he was having and affair with, and held a knife to his own throat and threatened to k*ll both himself and the staffer.

He was then intercepted at a local church after his wife of three kids provided his phone’s location to the authorities. He is now in protective custody.

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He’s wearing Rihanna’s underwear.

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ASAP Rocky spotted wearing a g string last night

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@CryptoGodJohn Win by 1*

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@StokeyyG2 Patriots comeback vs the falcons.

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@IdkTest_06 Too much focus on inclusion and political correctness. Give us hot chicks with redonkulous cleavage and let us throw slurs at each other online.

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@Alexzachary305 But pull up to 34th and 7th and say that on Wednesday night.

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@muheediva01 Cable TV

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@NickAdamsinUSA It really must be pride month, because you bouncing on dick right now.

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Is it bad that I want to see Cardi B perform over the halftime show with the guys?

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@stoolpresidente Because Game 3 was promised to Monday 3000 years ago.

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@sports4casuals Because they stopped spending money frivolously and used the power of friendship.

This season is just a manga.

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@reach_baseball So now you hate faith and family?

Does everything HAVE to be gay?

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@LindyTasteful That woman is not mid, fuck is you talking about?

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@SheaSerrano The hivemind who hate trump can’t afford finals ticket.

You and the rest of your conglomerates seem to forget he won the popular vote, the swing states, and the college.

The woke tea party is over.

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@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlays

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@sharm42453 Drive

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@Seaabastian Enjoy the circle jerk man. That shit is weird and gay, but I hope you have a good time.

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@key2ursole I get tired of people who aren’t white having opinions on white things and people.

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@Fab0o0o They do this at every game…

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@MVScouting 90’s Tim Duncan, Shaq, and 80’s Jordan all have terrible 3pt shooting numbers which allow teams to clog the lanes. You needed a AD, Dirk, Embiid, Chris Bosh in that 4 slot and definitely 90’s Jordan over 80’s Jordan.

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@erenwasrightt Not at all. Numbers to not = skill or talent.

Drakes music has no substantial subject matter. It’s shallow music.