frankie

alrighg wrap it up

[frankie @coldmandarin]

I skal suge kuken rett av n

[frankie @coldmandarin]

Like a g6

[frankie @coldmandarin]

sucking tick and clock

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

A man who smelled like a pencil sat next to me on the train. Typical delight right? I look to him, he’s totally dressed like a pencil. Yellow shirt, brown shorts, and a pink cap. I have a feeling this is gonna be a great day.

[frankie @coldmandarin]

@freedern Ja men bare hvis du sende me video med lyd

[桃山 @s_t_melon]

この帽子にはファスナー付きの小さなポケットがついている。
昔はこのポケットに、女性といざという時のためにコンドー❤を忍ばせていた。
今は何を？
リウマチの薬が入っている😅
年を取るとはこういうことだ。

[frankie @coldmandarin]

Do not feed me red sauce from chinese food.

[frankie @coldmandarin]

I ate chinese food naked in bed last night and spilled that spicy red sauce on my chest, i think it seasoned me because i still smell like sauce even after washing. Going through my day getting a waft of red sauce randomly

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Jennette McCurdy announces new book ‘Matter Fact Fuck My Granny Too’ coming this spring

[selkie 🦭 セルキー @selkieyo]

How it felt to be a 12 year old autistic girl discovering makeup

[frankie @coldmandarin]

@sexeigaar å bro i tenkte d va sånn du sku få, ikke låne. Men ja i krysse fingran for at dem e greie med d

[frankie @coldmandarin]

Me omg

[Carbon 🇺🇲 @BlessedCarbon]

Imagine being a little baby and your job is hot glue gun

[frankie @coldmandarin]

trying this "outside" thing everybodys raving about. Not bad

[frankie @coldmandarin]

@cardamomkiss Dogs cant have grapes even? trash animal

[benevolent madeline @reglarwoman]

wore my tomato plant perfume for my beautiful summers day walk and the bees were addicted to my vibe

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

They did…..It’s You 😂

[frankie @coldmandarin]

@tortoisequeef

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[josh @joshypooper]

giving everyone in the smoking area cigarettes