Cold Girl Meg

oh mein gott

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

A lot of Platner's backers thought he was relatable because they're also bad people. They think politicians who have lead stable lives are inherently untrustworthy because they can't mentally model a law-biding citizen.

[bug girl @buggirl]

hating children and babies doesn’t make you edgy or cool it just kinda makes you a weird as fuck asshole. dehumanizing the most vulnerable population on earth and thinking they should be excluded from society is not the quirky take you think it is

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

If anyone needs some good news look at the stock price for Tesla or SpaceX compared to one month ago

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

My dad and mom were both alcohols

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

Watching Kitchen Nightmares like there were no sex scenes and all the food looked terrible

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

I used to work with someone from Michigan and he did have this inexplicable folksy and almost twangy quality to his voice and he was upper middle class lol

[Howard Mortman @HowardMortman]

"Those cool kids on the Internet doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, and their criticism, only make me fight harder."

-- Haley Stevens

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The diagram they show on the news during the FBI standoff.

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

Whenever Travis Scott showed up in the Odyssey this is literally all I could think about

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

Christopher Nolan’s odyssey was woke because all the men were portrayed as extra stupid ❤️

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

It sounds like a bunch of The 1975 rejects and that’s okay ❤️

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

Music, Fashion, Film by Charli xcx

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

My mom would go into Canada for lunch when she was a child visiting family in upstate NY and she didn’t even have a passport!

[space cadet 🇪🇺🌐🇩🇪 @actsmaniac]

I always thought it kinda weird that the US and Canada never managed to set up a free travel zone like Europe's Schengen

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

Sick with a gnarly cold or possibly covid and my office won’t let me work from home and we only get two weeks PTO and I have none left after visiting my 93 year old grandmother omg I need to sue my employer I’m just sitting here infecting everyone

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

Told my coworker about my cold and he told me to take three shots of tequila with lime to help

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

Why does Facebook keep showing me random celebrities to add

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

Now I’M declaring Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist

[aidan @aidan7501]

🚨 | Charlie Puth reposts TikTok calling Billie Eilish tone-deaf after she labeled parents who send their kids to public school “lazy as f*ck”

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

HES YOUNGER THAN ME????

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 26th birthday to the talented Erling Haaland.

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

Like some of these people are also just straight up hoarders and when you suggest that they get rid of stuff they get mad at you

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

Fascinating WSJ story showing that many Booomers are not only not downsizing their homes, they're instead upsizing and getting large ones. Empty-nest baby boomers own 28% of U.S. homes with three bedrooms compared with 16% for millennials with children.

https://t.co/RXhHleMFAA

[Cold Girl Meg @ColdMeg]

Begging on my knees that we don’t bring NYC line culture to DC

[ABC News @ABC]

Drinking up to five cups of coffee a day is safe for most adults, and regular coffee consumption may be linked to a lower risk of stroke, diabetes and heart failure, according to a new scientific statement from the American Heart Association. https://t.co/sXBCwB6at5