Danni Dier

Crusing 4 a brusing

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

[Danni Dier @ColdogMC]

Michelle Waterson, what a fighter!

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

I wonder if Daniel Craig watches Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares... you just can't tell from his acting... very frustrating

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

humans act like we're at the top of the animal kingdom when most of us only have two tiddies. cows?? 4 tiddies. dogs? 10 tiddies. yet we're the superior species??? idk something don't add up

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Congratulations! It was a pleasure sharing your big day with you 👋🏻 x https://t.co/9SmuYgKhIP

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

Off the edit room floor! One day I’ll grow up enough not to laugh at this, but for now, it’s orofficially funny 😂🤣

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

The police suggesting that the family of Henry Vincent should be allowed to place floral tributes opposite the house he tried to rob is a disgrace. He was a sum bag who preyed on pensioners. Tributes condone his actions and imagine how it makes Mr Osborn-Brooks feel. Disgusting!

[bubba atkinson @BubbaAtkinson]

Can you tell if Charlie got in the trash?

[Danni Dier @ColdogMC]

lmfao why is this man allowed on Twitter https://t.co/RHsRVSsJoX

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

[Danni Dier @ColdogMC]

@RachelRileyRR @marcthevet @Lucy_Cavalier Honest to God Rach I'd do anything you told me

[Danni Dier @ColdogMC]

@AshleyKitchin DM if you need any help mate, I'd never mug you off x

[hayden @exesincheck]

i want to own this many dogs someday https://t.co/VYjfll7KR1

[Daniel Dylan Wray @DanielDylanWray]

10/10 for whoever did this full bowling green-sized cock and balls in the snow. Beautiful that it remains untouched too. A clear respect for art in Sheffield.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Need some trumpet wax...(prefferably Dobsons 'Ne Horizons' ) Got a parp off with Paxman and want to rinse the bitch #

[Helen 侯-Sandí @helenhousandi]

I've watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time.

[Troy Hunt @troyhunt]

It's been a huge piece of work, but it's done: here's more than half a billion passwords for you to download for free and use to help protect your systems. Or use the online k-Anonymity API developed in conjunction with @Cloudflare. It rocks! https://t.co/QHW3msXyo7

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Evidence collected over many years, obtained from many locations, indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from killing school children.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth.