The Benefactor

الإسلام هو الطريق.

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@Emmanuelyw8 Dressing like a whore for Halloween is a different kind of degeneracy I haven’t seen before

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“Corny football Twitter account ever annoying mf.” But you use “KillMbappe” as a hashtag in your username. You’re worse than he is. If anyone needs to go it’s you. At least he knows how to differentiate between banter and pure hate. If football is genuinely making you wish death on another human being, you’re the sick one here.

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@NefflynBennet Some senses apparently

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@Kylian And 0 children conceded too. Clean sheet. My GOAT.

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Why does Kim Jong Un keep faking his death? It’s becoming redundant at this point

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Two people who genuinely want to be together are not going to waste time doing a ‘‘talking stage.’’ That bullshit is for people with commitment issues who just want to keep as many options open as possible.

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Allah has blessed me beyond imagining.

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Demand that every email marketing agency claiming insane numbers show actual proof of the revenue they’ve generated for clients.

Some of y’all are lying like crazy for real.

How does nobody know an agency that can actually prove they’ve generated over $500k in email revenue?

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I remember me and my brother being at an ecom dinner few weeks back and asking a guy what he was focused on business-wise.

He looked me dead in the eye and said, “Yeah bro I’m just working with the creative department.”

I turned to look at my brother sitting next to me like “Is this guy being serious?” Because we both knew he was just reposting TikTok videos from Kalo.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with what he does, but why call it the creative department?

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We’ve hit rock bottom

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Shut up. I was talking to real Madridistas, not you player cultists who care more about one player than the club. Stop using “we” like you’re one of us. Your love and hate for individual players outweigh your love for Madrid. Mine never will. Stop using WE like i follow your stupid propaganda.

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Best feeling ever is watching some of your clients scale like crazy.

Took one brand from $1k/mo to $10k/mo in about a year.

I don’t have rev share or get anything extra from it, but seeing their growth is genuinely amazing. Can’t help but feel proud of them.

Crazy part is they’re even twice my age lol.

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I’ve seen $100k firsthand and it was MY MONEY.

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Surprise parties and interventions are two sides of the same coin. It's called consent, motherfucker.

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A long time has passed. FIFA should segregate men’s and women’s award ceremonies. We don’t want to sit there and watch the likes of Alexia Putellas ramble on for a good 10 minutes on live television. I just want to see who’s taking home the Ballon d’Or. I don’t give a fuck about the silly little jokes, boring commercials, insignificant awards, and that philanthropy shit they had going on the other night. @FIFAcom @ballondor @lequipe

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Kane!! Congrats!!

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Owen as the presenter? Oh yea Kane has won it. Fairs.

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Unai Simón the best GK?? World Cup tax is real😂😂😂

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Kane and Yamal seated together makes me feel like it’s between them #ballondor