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watching.

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@perkmaybe active.

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@ChrisExpTheNews some dads just worked 50 weeks straight to pay for that vacation. let the man sit, drink his beer, and enjoy watching his kids be happy. not everything needs to be a participation trophy.

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@somzzy_a must’ve felt like they gave a five-star review. 😭
the audacity is ridiculous.

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@somzzy_a the bar for compliments is in hell when ‘i beat my meat to you’ is considered romantic. 💀

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@1ssve you can’t flex working at 2am when kevin is sending spreadsheets at 2:07 😭

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@1ssve he wanted admiration not competition. 😂

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@BarryOnHere i just know one of them is somebody’s sweet church-going wife now and her husband has never seen that video. 😂

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@BarryOnHere bro, they did the most diabolical collab in human history. 😭 they’re probably doing pta meetings and book clubs now. 😂

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@RealPostFolder she’s not looking for a payout. she’d looking for a partnership. he structured one that doesn’t include her. 💀

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@RealPostFolder his strategy protects his wealth from her specifically. that’s not financial planning, that a prenup he never asked her to sign.💀😂

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@dand0ri the entire team was waiting for the season finale.

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@dand0ri the boyfriend been watching this sitcom unfold for weeks. 😭

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@asifoncue realising ‘06 babies can legally drink alcohol now just gave me gray hairs on the spot. 💀

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@asifoncue bro thought he was fighting off a minor and realized he was talking to a taxpayer. 😂

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@iamjuniorrb @PopBase fair enough. 😂

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@PopBase trrained to protect and serve. chose to flirt and compete. 😭

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@second_sailing she finally connected all the dots. 😂

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@second_sailing the realization that her parents have a life outside parenting hit her like a truck. 😭

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@11kmrn the fbi wishes they had your observational skills. 😂