Jake Coldwell

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

Do what you gotta do to get where you need to be

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

The SEC is just different.

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

There’s just really not a lot of things better than a ham and cheese lunchable

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

There’s just no way someone truly likes oysters

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

I really might be able to hit better than Joey Gallo right now

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

I’d say it’s time to figure out how to lower those gas prices Joe

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I don’t care what side of the aisle you are on. You can’t have a guy who just consistently falls over in this type of manor as President. He exudes weakness. It’s primal. https://t.co/INYUqCnQJC

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

I’ve been over drinking cause I’ve been overthinking cause I get so damn anxious at night

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

Liking bread and butter pickles means you’re growing old

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

Damn I really want a storm shelter right now.

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

@paigegyn

[paige @paigen000]

I’m laughing so hard, this is Amber Heard’s face after Johnny’s attorneys played the clip of her saying “Tell the world Johnny that I, Johnny depp am a victim of domestic violence, and see if the jury, see how many people believe- or side with you”

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

I just need one more to hold me over till May 20th @zachlanebryan

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

Damn Will Smith now our women are gonna want us to do shit like that on command. He laughed at the joke at first lmao

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

One thing you can for sure say about Westbrook, he gets AFTER it

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

RUSSELL WESTBROOK AT THE DEATH

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

@KaceyMusgraves Lookout now

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

I think Lincoln is literally just fucking with OU at this point. That’s some crazy shit he just said

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

I mean sick to my stomach

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

I mean y’all are showing carhartt who’s boss by cutting their patches off

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

@ChaseLittlejohn 2-8 makes a whole lot is sense

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When you gamble on a fart and lose

[Jake Coldwell @coldwell_jake]

@Helsley_ That’s why I took off