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we live in a society? no you live in a society, pal. i live in town-on-gorkhon and i'm dying of plague. she/her

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am i about to have a manic episode or was my dunkin just really good today

[r @6ffside]

as a norwegian fan of three weeks this is the happiest i’ve ever felt in my whole life

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gave bestie 10lbs of peaches and she brought me handmade ceramics when she came to pick them up i love the accidental barter economy

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@badbarbiee99 @JENNontheRocks_ holds on debit cards pull money from your bank account then refund it, while cc holds basically just confirm that you have the available credit. debit holds fail to refund the card or end up double charging it all the time and it’s a huge pain to get the money back.

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@Derfle22 curls looking luscious today queen

[sami landri ❤️‍🔥 @sami_landri]

I really wanna get into birdwatching! Like what are these birds up to? And what are they looking for? #nature

[MudkipNerd @MudkipNerd_]

i would burn cities for an apple sized grape don't even fucking joke lad

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two years ago i saw a fb marketplace listing for a REAL 12ft roche bobois leather sectional for $700 and had to let it get away because there was nowhere it would fit in my apartment. she still keeps me up at night.

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told my mom i was touring a house that wasn’t one of the 200k over budget ones she keeps sending me and she’s left me on read lmao

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beautiful milf in the coffee shop this morning was wearing the same perfume as me,,, what do i do with this,,,

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just saw the phrase “trans mafia” unironically in the wild. reactionary freaks are reinventing the down with cis bus from first principles

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

what if we moved to the UP and lived in a geodesic house heated by a wood stove…haha jk…unless..?

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picked up some chud points because i simply could not resist the bit

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unfortunately i am the target demographic for the dr bronners gay soap

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@PitchingNinja @bnicholsonsmith dogwater framing job by rushing too lmao

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pulling out katy perry’s ur so gay at karaoke - good bit or homophobic?

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[cigarette cereal @coldzimbra]

@fakebertreynold “for a dollar, name a space” sent me to mars and i will be stealing that line

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@PantsuTaigas @cabbageoperator @tipping_pitches https://t.co/aaEb0xmKaE on the off chance that was a remotely good faith question