Cole A

I sometimes think I'm funny. I tweet it. It usually isn't funny.

RTs not endorsements.

he/him

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

Just heard music from On the Town in an LL Bean ad and now I'm convinced LL Bean is short for Leonard Leonard B(ernst)ean

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@YouFoundItX @AbdulElSayed He has a medical degree and a career background in public health. “Anyone in America” can technically be a practicing doctor as well, if they are accepted into and complete a residency program.

He is a doctor. You and I are not.

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@YouFoundItX @NYCMayor He attended Rosh Hashana services in Brooklyn three weeks ago.

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@spennie_money @HawkguyMatt At that point just go full Premier League style, promotions and relegations. Not a real proposal but 24 team playoff is just as absurd.

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@eicharamba I always thought of it as that the reward of winning your division is that you either get a bye, or you get to face the worst playoff team.

They need to reseed after the wild card round.

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@Akiraa832969691 @CodifyBaseball @DaddyDimmuTv Cuz he played til he was 48 years old.

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@samreich @GameChangerSam you ever show your girlfriend the What’s the Catch episode and then the very next day the string quartet version of Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls starts playing as the officiant walks down the aisle at your cousin’s wedding and you can’t stop laughing?

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@JoeyVotto Not trying to knock the story at all…I was genuinely curious who the other pitcher was, but Justin didn’t pitch in a DH against Sarasota as a Lakeland Tiger.

My best guess is Frankie de La Cruz? Great velo, and threw on 4/29/05, day after Justin threw a gem (7 IP, 2H).

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@Manavpod @Artedeingenio “Proceeds to develop”…. You’re acting as if it was a creative partner. It was not. The AI did 99.99% of the work.

This person is already not using their own brain.

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@Amtrak The chat page is still blank. I still haven’t received a reply I sent to text support nearly 24 hours ago.

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

I've tried calling @Amtrak three separate times and gotten no response, and haven't gotten a response to the text support, and the chat support seems to be down. What gives?

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@Amtrak The chat page is literally blank. I tried the text agents at 3pm today and didn't even get an automated response.

https://t.co/TKwmTqCq9Z
^this page is empty

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@Fantasyz6ny @SteveGelbs He’s 22…

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@MrAlexHumphrey @barstoolsports Oh don’t get me wrong, it’s great stuff, just made me laugh

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@RangerApologist @TalkinBaseball_ @ToddZolecki Change positions....back to the position he played for 10 years

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@ScoringChanges Do you have the language/citation for the rule? I'm trying to settle a very stupid debate.

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@nastynate95__ @Chavez2China Still the only game he ever pitched :(

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@jcostas27 @TalkinBaseball_ He’s on a strict pitch count for his elbow surgery recovery

[Cole A @cole_a_06]

@MarchMadnessMBB So he didn’t beat the buzzer cuz the shot went in well before the buzzer. Hope this helps.