thecaptain

Outdoorsman and Small Business Owner

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀

[thecaptain @cole_coultas]

No one can make it rain like @cghgrant booking a Bowfishing trip

[Caitlyn Jenner @Caitlyn_Jenner]

Last night @jimmykimmel called me Donald Trump with a wig. He obviously believes that trans women are simply men with wigs on. Where is the outrage from the left or LGBT community? Being WOKE must be optional if you are a Democrat.

[Michael Waddell @BoogerBottom]

I almost flunked out of High school on being tardy & being at best an average student.
I had more attention & passion for learning the art of killing turkeys than Algebra.
Things seem to work out when you work hard & focus on something you can be great at! #bonecollector

[thecaptain @cole_coultas]

Not much longer 😎

[Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® @LILUZIVERT]

🥰 I’m so natural

[thecaptain @cole_coultas]

I leave Twitter for a month and he has a girlfriend

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Me: I have a headache
My GF: Do you want an Advil?
Me: No
GF: That’s weird, you take steroids but not Advil?

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

I want to thank President Trump for recognizing that I have so much more to give to my family, my art, and my community. I also want to thank @bradfordcohen for working so diligently to secure another chance for me. Love!

- Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

LOL

[thecaptain @cole_coultas]

Mandalorian finale 🤯

[thecaptain @cole_coultas]

#NewProfilePic

[thecaptain @cole_coultas]

2021 they’ll show up

[Hindustan Times @htTweets]

Shiny and mysterious metal monolith found in remote Utah desert area leaves officials baffled

https://t.co/pIk2T4EeUo

[NRA @NRA]

WE THE PEOPLE will NEVER give up our guns.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

“Nothing this grotesque can go on forever. The only solution is honesty. Let’s repeal our National dishonesty mandate and tell the truth about everything. Enforced lying is making everyone paranoid and crazy. The truth can’t be any worse.”

OMG @TuckerCarlson nails it!!!

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

The timing of this is pretty amazing. Nothing nefarious about the timing of this at all right? 🙄

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

70 million pissed off republicans and not one city burned to the ground.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Does anyone really believe that Joe Biden got millions more votes that Barack Obama did in his landslide first term???