Cole MacKenzie

systems engineer @Cloudflare.

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@Amtrak try tweeting this while on Amtrak cascades route 💀

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@AdamRackis The underlying pool and heavy lifting is abstracted away by the hyperdrive binding. Feel free to create or reuse it across requests, it’s dirt cheap as it’s not a complete pool / connection to origin (until used)

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@zeddotdev Better devcontainer support.

https://t.co/kWHwgoCsGy

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@jackfriks @vercel Cloudflare

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@pilcrowonpaper Build your own in a few prompts using Workers as a proxy to record using Workers Analytics Engine.

https://t.co/eXIFX3dzlz

[Phillip Jones @akaphill]

You can now query Cloudflare logs from R2 SQL, DuckDB, Snowflake, or anything else that reads Iceberg.

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

I didn’t know @Xplore_ca offered a "1.6 Second Latency" tier. Truly a unique experience. 🙄

7 days of unusable "broadband." The MTR shows the traffic dying at YYCIX. I’ve done the troubleshooting; now it’s your turn to fix your network.

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@jasonfried buy it from costco

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@pilcrowonpaper Are you using instances with vCPUs? They might have landed on different underlying CPUs with varying performance and/or noisy neighbors.

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@_TylerHillery Yup, the 12U GeeekPi. Switch is the Unifi Flex 2.5G and the machines are a mix of Lenovo ThinkCentre m80q or m90q.

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@_TylerHillery

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@_TylerHillery Nice! I've been working on mine too. Are the mini pc shelves 3D printed?

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@opencode oh no, it's happening again

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@DanielLockyer A bad SQL query scanning way more rows than it needed

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

Am I doing this graph thing right @DanielLockyer

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@thdxr Cloudflare Pipelines (the "backend") to R2 Data Catalog. Query your data by session ID.

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

in case you were worried cloudflare workers don't scale :)

can your $5 VPS do this?

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

Time to see what Omarchy is all about.

[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

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[Cole MacKenzie @Cole_MacKenzie]

@DanielLockyer Cloudflare's