Cole Simons

Good credit score. Upstanding citizen.

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

Imma say it. The guardian cap is sweet on field drip.

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

Wood-tipped black and mild candle?

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

Cafe bustelo pale ale. Think about it

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

Need a dramedy sort of like HBO’s “The Newsroom” but much darker and based off events at Fox News/Tucker Carlson.

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

He just ended it.

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

Off a little robitussin for my cough trying to figure out what’s going on in rap rn

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

For the next month, it’s the Knicks and the Mavs. Please God, do not make me watch a Celtics vs. Nuggets Finals.

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

Bring it in everyone. 6 mg chill on three. 1… 2… 3…

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

Cool thanks

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

Tony Brothers with a smooth ass and-1 call right here.

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

This is awesome and doesn’t make me want to put on a beeping vest

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

I swear I’d watch a five hour loop of this commercial instead of the upcoming Super Bowl:

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

GET THOSE BIG BOYS IN PURDY’S LAP! STARTS UP FRONT!

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

THE TACKLES KENNY CLARK IS MAKING IN SPACE! THIS CANNOT BE UNDERSTATED!

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

“Packers are 9.5 point dogs to the 49ers?! Gotta think they can cover right??”

Me and my brain after hammering the ML:

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Vik ripping this course up with that shirt on is so disrespectful.

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

Gonna need to see an aggregate comparison of IBM Watson vs actual scores today. @IBMWatson thoughts?

[Cole Simons @cole_simons22]

Emerging lead story of the Masters: Scott Stallings is disrupting the models. Putting IBM Watson in a bodybag.

[Cody McBride @codymcbridenlu]

What did you do to Watson, @stallingsgolf??!!