Cole Hartnett 🐀

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

In heaven, everyone becomes swingers

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

@lilsmoothbrain @Baxter_Ury I agree with rommy

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

@horsegirlhayley Well I'm glad to hear that

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

Did you hear Lin Manuel Miranda is writing a Broadway version of Boku no piko

[WaluigiMaster @WaluigiMaster]

@WeAreFairCop My surprised ass when looking up furry porn shows me furry porn

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

@PerfTaco Yeah

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

Cute date idea:
Follow a high security vehicle for as long as possible

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

Top 3 worst things to touch with dry hands:
1. fleece
2. Someone else's boogers
3. A pot of boiling water

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

She's begging for my monster to ink

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

@killuridles Does this mean i have to get one

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

baby’s first @nytimes interview
https://t.co/n5ifafvc4s

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

Same here

[tahukan 📚 @tahukann]

i'll post my tits at 50k

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

@Caleb_Mahoney_ That looks like shit

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

I took this picture tonight and i think it turned out really good

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

@horsegirlhayley God chose you

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

If you had a penis on your forehead, would you rather it be really small or really big

[Cole Hartnett 🐀 @colebaloney]

@SeamusIsAweseme Ok but what was in the lion