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Joey Chestnut is unquestionably the most dominant athlete of all time

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Not thanking someone for holding the door open for you should be a capital crime, I think

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@TrolleyDodgahs @RyanCohen24 You are a dumbass troll and the fact that this is getting likes is depressing

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Little guac cups are pretty cool

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@FoolishBB need a video on the enigma that is Thomas James Pham

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Rick Carlisle looks like Jim Carrey with cancer

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Baseball? More like basedball

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@geminim00 What about government jobs? Is shoving ok for those people?

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Fuck the fucking T. Sorry ass transportation system. Bunch of losers

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@JayCuda Schizophrenia type beat

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@Padres @tatis_jr @maxbard1720

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It’s official, 5’10 is the optimal male height

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Most MLB stolen bases by height,
last 100 AL/NL seasons:

6' 8" Tony Clark / J.R. Richard, 6
6' 7" Aaron Judge, 40
6' 6" Dave Winfield, 223
6' 5" Von Hayes / Álex Ríos, 253
6' 4" Brian Hunter, 260
6' 3" Willie Wilson, 668
6' 2" Otis Nixon, 620
6' 1" Barry Bonds, 514
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He’s seen things

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@geminim00 What

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@maxbard1720 This is a massive flex

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@maxbard1720 No way you spent $198 on that

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@maxbard1720

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Mfw (my face when) my direct flight from San Diego to Boston gets switched to a layover in Seattle with 16 hours of travel time: :^/

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TJ Watt too worried about setting the NFL sack record he forgot about his own sack

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Just saw a girl filling her entire Hydroflask with chocolate soft serve

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Every time a recruiter messages me on LinkedIn it turns out to be a pyramid scheme