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what a cocky, saucy monkey this one is

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I am the heir to a style of chained weapon combat. My master died after his chain was taken in a fight and strangled with it. His master, the inventor of the style, also had his chain taken and he was strangled. We trace our lineage to Shaolin rope dart users who's ropes got stol

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

fred flintstone committing su*cide by running in place in his garage

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heterosexually healing my rivals heart with the same sparkly background as when he looks at his girlfriend this is what the martial arts are all about

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@becbenepla She switched places with her identical twin who works at a magazine and both of them decided to live humbly with their firefighter boyfriends

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Akira Toriyama is an irreplaceable person, he spent half his life watching the world copy off of his notes and now the entire class average is going to drop.

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Not usually genuinely sad about the death of people I don't know but

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People refer to Osamu Tezuka as the walt Disney of Japan but when you look at Akira Toriyama it kinda feels like the real one you know? Who doesnt know who Goku is by now? There are entire series and games that are essentially only noteworthy for having his art in it.

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That may sound self aggrandizing but I've heard what makes money. Anyone who knows which slurs are nouns and which are verbs can make a few thou a month on patreon.

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The NY comedy scene is a nightmare, and it's institutions continue to attempt to export it's worst elements to public airways. Once when I was a sneering Midwestern comedy nerd I would sing the praises of the rural purge, claim that city sensibilities were more sophisticate

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Seeing the state of mainstream success, of the souls sold piecemeal until all that's left are the phraseologies that produce a laugh from the dumbest person in the crowd, I do honestly feel vindicated. Thank God I kept myself intact, even if I could have made money by breaking

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Family connect had me backstage at an Evanescence festival concert when I was 5 and I saw a leather dominatrix with a little person on a leash and had a lot of trouble understanding what was going on

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

who took ur concert virginity??? i'm intrigued

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What I "shouldn't be laughing" because "the character is rooted in minstrelsy" and "extends the marginalization of a people"?? Well you're right.

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Bf watched phantom menace with me for Valentine's Day and as an adult I've turned around on jarjar. In the second act after watching four scenes of the Naboo plea for aid go unheeded he quietly asks amidala "yousa sad cause yousa peepa gonna die?" And I nearly threw up laughing

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Minions are jarjar ripoffs

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This sounds really fun and is probably stuff I watched with my dad as a teenager and became comfort films
Drunken Master (1978)
Speed Racer
John Wick
Revenge of the Sith
Independence Day
Reservoir Dogs
Hot Rod
Kung Fu Hustle
Rumble in the Bronx
Armour of God

[Vera🃏 @VeraDrew22]

10 movies i’ve rewatched most in my life (also taking the embarrassing honesty route):
Back to the Future
Showgirls
The Muppet Movie
Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me
Clerks
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Ghostbusters
Jingle All the Way
National Lampoon’s Vacation

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@cultn91 @feraljokes Who got that one coledick tweet?