Lindsey Colegrove

Pitt 23’ |my main goal is to blow up and act like I don’t know nobody|

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

One thing I’m proud of as an American is that even during our descent into fascism we have some fun days.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Didn’t even get a Roaring 20s before this Great Depression. I got fucking grad school

[Simney @SimneySpears]

BRING WEIRD SIMS SPIN-OFFS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAIN GAMES BACK !!!!!!

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

Come and take it.

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

the inside out characters inside of me

[Justine @justine_mulroy]

As my 22yr old sisters legal guardian (I make her doctors appointments), can I claim her on my taxes?

[Lindsey Colegrove @colegrove29]

Men grunting at the gym are just notifying us they’re seconds away from transitioning into a werewolf

[Lindsey Colegrove @colegrove29]

@abdawg3 Honestly I wanna see how crazy Steve does in a blunt rotation

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Andrew Tate and Tory lanez locked the same week I know females are happy asl right now 😭😭

[YOU @YouNetflix]

Mark your calendar. 🗓 Professor Jonathan Moore looks forward to seeing you this semester.

[trash jones @jzux]

i like my men like i like my coffee. not hot enough to truly hurt me

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do you want to be for Halloween” i want to be lobotomized

[Lindsey Colegrove @colegrove29]

Celsius goated fr

[James @CaucasianJames]

just had an energy drink and the flavor was “peach vibe” instead of just peach. this is the world i think god wanted

[Lindsey Colegrove @colegrove29]

My toxic trait is downplaying my birthday every year then crying when nobody makes a big deal out of it

[trash jones @jzux]

definitely check on your friend who “decided to rewatch bojack horseman”