Coleman Herbert

TV writer. Rectify. Brave New World. The Path. The Killing. Big Love.

[Coleman Herbert @coleherbert]

@SpeakerRyan You hate you

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@PFTompkins Tread lightly, Tompkins...

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@johndragonetti Dragonetti gets it (cc: @jenschuur )

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@AaronFullerton How was the floating hot tub? Was that real or just a devastating misunderstanding of Scandinavian humor?

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@xoVanessaRojas No one has ever done that

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One time I had a dream I was on a game show that was like a Library version of “Supermarket Sweep,” and that was the probably the closest I’ve ever come to *literally* shitting the bed...

[Coleman Herbert @coleherbert]

@DiscreetLatino I’ve made a huge mistake.
I see that now...

[Dust-to-Digital @dusttodigital]

Remembering jazz bagpiper Rufus Harley, born on this day in 1936 near Raleigh, North Carolina. Here he is playing “Alfie’s Theme” with Sonny Rollins in 1975.

[Coleman Herbert @coleherbert]

@nadlerific This was a joy, and a damn pleasure. Thank you.

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@karenyhan Any idea when this can be seen in LA? I’m very excited for it...

[Coleman Herbert @coleherbert]

This is incredible AND it’s from May, 2019...

[The News & Observer @newsobserver]

Juvenile drew crowds to NC festival, but not everyone liked what they heard https://t.co/ChDVmip56w

[Coleman Herbert @coleherbert]

@johnlevenstein That guy trying to claim JFK didn’t say the word “fuck” multiple times, to multiple people (women), while he was on his honeymoon there? Grow up, Executive.

[Richard Whittle @RichWman]

Non sono romano, ma quest'uomo mi fa sentire un romano ... #DEROSSI ...

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@owsh Ahh, yes. The Poets will sing of this day.

[James Dart @James_Dart]

Francesco Totti is having absolutely none of your disrespect https://t.co/UCy5PQVZ4H

[The Cooligans @SoccerCooligans]

This is how easy it is to help normalize and slowly remove bias from women’s soccer. 👏🏽

[Coleman Herbert @coleherbert]

@JordanFife1 He’s fine with veggies.

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I’ve never seen my dad eat a piece (or bite) of fruit

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@johndragonetti 100% certain he’s never seen a kiwi in real life

[Coleman Herbert @coleherbert]

There’s always that anxious energy that wafts over the car wash patrons when an attendant is finished with a car, but its owner doesn’t sprint over to it immediately. It’s like we’re all thinking, “oh, god. Am I gonna have to raise this Camry now? I can’t. I just— oh thank god.”