we need to talk

boy I wear clothes every single day

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

lol I would 100% wear these

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

If the Betsy Ross Flag, the flag of the American Revolution, is too offensive for Nike to commemorate The 4th of July maybe Nike should go with this... seems to be more in line with their views.

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

Communism is sick af lmao I mean if you had to pick between that and fascism

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

History is so fucking sick bro the links from pre-war Europe into WWI into post war Europe into WWII into the Cold War into the Vietnam War into what this country became in the seventies and beyond. Gets me hard

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

keep laughing today thinking about yoda nutting for the first time in 500 years and immediately he starts talking regular again

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

I haven’t really said anything but I’m ashamed of who i hooked up with last weekend. Being horny is a disease (impressed I did it with one foot tho 🤷‍♂️)

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

Yo I’ve got PTSD from dealing with drugs and police for 15 years this would have given me a stroke lmfao

[Cunto @Captain_Cunto]

Even by Russian standards, that's just fucking nuts.

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

Fuck it I might finally watch all of Evangelion

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

Being hot is a curse

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

The cool thing about not being able to walk for the next week is being able to lay up and watch a bunch of 8 hour PBS documentaries

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

Oh you like *HISTORY* that’s so cool (she says - lying directly to my face)

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

I really need a Ken Burns WWI doc tho

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

The Ken Burns WWII doc is my new favorite thing

[ℝ𝕒𝕖𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕫𝕒 @Raeequaza]

egirls be like im 5’1 uwu im so tiny and petite hehe like u could chokeslam me thru the wall 🥰

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

How you get beat up by a 90 pound teenager

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

Please help police identify those who attacked and robbed me. See photos:

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

I get to keep my foot smh I wanted a goddamn cyborg foot

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

@Audrey_Pixel Oh yikes with your ol “this is fine” ass lmao

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

@__littleg Thank you im making light of the situation but im really kind of freaking out 😅🙃😬

[we need to talk @coleisabum]

lol this is gnarly they said if it gets worse today we bout to take it off 😬😬😬