Cole L

UW 2021

[Cole L @colel_1]

@DanNerdCubed False

[Cole L @colel_1]

I was so hopeful when Snapchat didn’t update when everyone else’s did. Turns out I spoke too soon.

[Cole L @colel_1]

Elon Musk has a freaking awesome sense of humor.

[Cole L @colel_1]

She just keeps talking without realizing she isn’t talking to anyone

[Cole L @colel_1]

Watching my sister talk is really amusing when you have earphones in and she doesn’t realize it.

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Pineapples are for fruit salads not Pizza ! https://t.co/2XM6PhC9vP

[Cole L @colel_1]

“I hear some other people nodding as well” - Chem prof

[Cole L @colel_1]

So this morning I woke up at what I thought was 4:45 (when I leave the house at 5) and managed to leave the house on time. As I was driving, the alarm on my phone started going off. I woke up at 3:45 not 4:45.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

But wait, there’s more: the flamethrower is sentient, its safe word is “cryptocurrency” and it comes with a free blockchain

[Cole L @colel_1]

@the_dimackracy Yup

[Cole L @colel_1]

@the_dimackracy See, I don’t want to get smacked like a waterfall, I want to walk through a stationary body of water that is held vertical. Like some Red Sea shit

[Cole L @colel_1]

Like if it was held back by some kind of force field or something

[Cole L @colel_1]

Am I the only one who wants to feel what it’s like to walk through a vertical, stationary wall of water?

[Cole L @colel_1]

@MarkRober You might want to check out the Popular Mechanics Snapchat.

[callie @callieshayeeex3]

guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm

[Cole L @colel_1]

That was pretty fucking lame

[Cole L @colel_1]

@AnneMunition Because they are not trying to bring people in with their design. They can rely on necessity to generate traffic.

[Cole L @colel_1]

Today marks the 76th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. Please take a moment to remember all those who died both at Pearl Harbor but also all those who died in the conflict that followed. #RememberPearlHarbor

[Cole L @colel_1]

@PhlyDaily Ford F-150 Raptor