NICOLE

[NICOLE @colemaj]

What in the 2020 just showed up on my Facebook feed?! 😂 🐯 👑

[Layne Morgan @laynemorgan]

Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way

[NICOLE @colemaj]

I know I’m not the only one… but I hate the new iPhone update. It actually makes me wanna cry with how annoying it is.

😭

[NICOLE @colemaj]

Thank you @hatchforsleep for sending a replacement sound machine after noticing ours was defective.

Thankful for brown noise at night for our “baby” boy! 😊

#HesABigBoyNow

[: @_dxllz7]

funniest ppl are not comedians, it’s the ppl in the TikTok comment section😭😭

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

as your life changes, so will your circle.

[NICOLE @colemaj]

Probably six days. I know everyone says more… but I’d be happy with 600k and a hot shower 😊

[Saken @sakenexe]

HOW LONG WOULD YOU GO WITHOUT SHOWERING IF YOU GOT PAID $10OK FOR EACH DAY?

[NICOLE @colemaj]

Same.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

In 20 years when kids ask about the 2020 toilet paper shortage, I'm telling them we had to drag our butts across the lawn. In the snow, up hill both ways.

[NICOLE @colemaj]

I just used all my visits on a travel mug 😭 😭 😭

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

Kwik Trip pajamas.

Just a thought.

[NICOLE @colemaj]

Fell victim to the last overly hot jalapeno pepper of the year.

And I’ll do it again next year!

🥵 🌶️

[NICOLE @colemaj]

Dad joke. 🤣

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Bro, you want this pamphlet?"

"Brochure"

[NICOLE @colemaj]

@radiobenolson … too soon?!

First snow fall and Mariah comes out to play!!! ❄️ 🎵

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I don't know how to describe it, but 72 degrees with the heat on and 72 degrees with the A/C on are two totally different temperatures

[NICOLE @colemaj]

I thought we squeaked by daylight savings by having a cold the same week… allowing us to sleep longer and later.

Back to regularly scheduled wake ups… 545am is too early for this momma.

I will forever nap when he naps.

[NICOLE @colemaj]

When you have to turn the lights on in the living room… you’ve woken up too early!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Perfect shadow

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

I hate seeing parents being mean to their kids for doing kid shit.

[NICOLE @colemaj]

🤚 middle school though

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

[NICOLE @colemaj]

I try to explain my “couponing” to people… they don’t get it.

But we do.

Stack those free rewards! Please and thanks.

#FreeMoney

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Just explained to a rival dad how I bought hundreds of dollars worth of Amazon gift cards at Kroger with a credit card that gives me 6X points for groceries to get triple fuel points then used them to do the Christmas shopping and filled up for $0.89 per gallon.

[Dr Daisy Dixon @daisyldixon]

hi I’m a millennial and for large purchases i have to go open my laptop rather than use my smartphone