Coleman Hawkins

My name is Coleman Hawkins. I'm a dog. A lot of people call me Bubba or Bubs. I like to be called Coleman The Patrolman. Cause I patrol.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

Children of the Night | Rescuing America's Children from Prostitution https://t.co/dBJ3VvOUsg

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

Here's me and one of my good friends, Charlie.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

Here i am resting.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

This is a picture with some crap put on me by @ericstonestreet

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

God I miss my nuts.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

I haven't tweeted in a while yet @ericstonestreet keeps pimping me out on TV. Sheesh we get it. I'm cute. Enough already.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

When @ericstonestreet calls me inside from playing I wanna tell him to go F himself.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

I hate pooping when it's raining outside.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

My morning do. http://t.co/lXX2rJH2

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

“@ericstonestreet: I love this guy @colemanthedog more than I have words to describe. http://t.co/mxoM3LT5” I thought u were just gay on tv

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

Happy birthday @ericstonestreet! Thanks for taking such good care of me but seriously, what happens to my nuts? Just tell me bro.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

Just took my first dump in my new yard. Pretty much the same as my old yard.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

Had a dream last night that the fed ex guy, ups guy, dhl guy and the mailman all came at me an once. Fuckin kicked ALL their asses.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

It's @ericstonestreet first day back on his little TV show. Big fucking deal. I got an itch I can't scratch, cause im a fucking dog.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

“@aliswimmingpool: excited that @colemanthedog started following me. He needs to meet Sasha the dog. http://t.co/OQJDbByu” I'd hit that

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

I'd fuck me. http://t.co/XkQk4hgj

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

“@ericstonestreet: what keeps me grounded http://t.co/hyVlHNav” I seriously couldn't care less.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

Here's that pic I did for People Magazine. Glad I was having a good dick day. http://t.co/NyHnBLDP

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

I pretty much own our mail man.

[Coleman Hawkins @colemanthedog]

Had a photo shoot for people mag today. It was cool. Not as fun as dry humping but still fun