cole michelle

i would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

I’m pretty sure the frequency with which I use “ugh” as a text message response is directly correlated with my perennial bad attitude.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m not saying i willed this into existence but

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

season 2 of the wire is wildly underrated #allthepiecesmatter

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

NBA Free Agency begins NOW 🍿

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

TIL: Having both Clear and TSA pre-check at JFK means absolutely nothing.

[Rina @bbblanchett]

happy father’s day to her

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

hell hath no fury as when i am extremely hungry and ever so slightly inconvenienced

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

i’m so embarrassed for mark zuckerberg right now
#WWDC23

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

oh god what if it’s tom?

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

@ZaraRahim but somehow… like, actually?

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

@kendallbaker my complete lack of awareness here confirms my existence in that purgatory between being old but not being ‘i have kids’ old

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

livid that i have to watch the series finale of succession on something as lame as ‘max’ - you could have given us a week

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

cannot wait until people realize how much time there is between the Game 4s and Game 1 of the Finals.

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

wwodbd?

(what would old dirty bastard do?)

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

wwobd?

(what would olivia benson do?)

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

My brain works weird.

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

Really hoping the Timberwolves don’t Timberwolf tonight.

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

I continue to be upset with The Sopranos writers for not protecting Bobby at all costs.

[cole michelle @colemichelle]

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[brett montana @justbrad]

Why are there no screenshots of Shiv saying “the kid from Saint Paul has really made it” because that is very much a bar to me