Mike Cole

Husband, father, speaker, and freelance developer. Specialize in Microsoft technologies, JavaScript, and #remotelife. Hire me:

[Mike Cole @colemike]

Ok, Sonnet, go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Kirk Ferentz: I checked my phone records, I feel awful about this but I talked to a Michigan player 15 hours before he officially entered the portal

NCAA: thank you, now vacate all your wins forever for tampering

KF: well OK sorry

[Puppies 🐶 @Puppieslover]

Me: Stands up

My dog: You son of a bitch I’m in

[Slater @SlaterKinnick_]

I’d hate to spoil the ending

[Mike Cole @colemike]

@RHarringa Or a baseball team

[Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB @5thDownCFB]

It's halftime of a fine September afternoon at Kinnick Stadium, Iowa City

Iowa is pummeling Iowa St, 26-0, en route to a 43-7 win, & Van Halen's Diamond David Lee Roth is about to go berserk on the field w/the marching bands

Not all college football Saturday's are created equal

[Mike Cole @colemike]

@ChinLovesIowa @KeithMurphy Wow, that’s a pretty damning story. I always thought it was so strange how the media seemed to turn on Fran, but this explains it.

[Mike Cole @colemike]

My teenage son just walked into my office blaring early 2000s Linkin Park and asked if I knew that song.

[Mike Cole @colemike]

When Claude tells me that one of my suggestions is “smart”.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Always remember: it’s not officially Mother’s Day until Mr. T has blessed us with song.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

No love for Grandma Gilmore? Not like she helped raise you or anything.

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

When my son was 10, he recognized that I was an older father and he was not happy about that, and I never considered that.

I walked into his bedroom one night, I could tell he'd been crying, puffy eyes, tears stained cheek. And I go, what's going on, buddy? Because I don't know his name. I’m never home.

My son said, I've just been thinking, I'm 10 now and you're 63. When I'm 20. You're gonna be 73. When I'm 30. You'll be 83. You won’t be around for a lot of my life. I said. Buddy buddy, buddy. What's his fucking name. I said I’ll be around for a long time. Don't you worry about that.

I'll be around when you graduate. I'll be around when you get married, when you have kids, I’ll be around for all that stuff. You just gotta make it happen in the next four years. Otherwise, yeah, you're probably right. I won't be around. He said, no, I'm serious. Dad.

Dad? he doesn't know my name either.

[𝐑.𝐎.𝐊 👑 @r0ktech]

Claude Code: "You've hit your limit,
Limit resets 7pm".

Me from 5 - 6:59pm . 💀

[Eliot Clough @EliotClough]

If this dude regains eligibility after what the NCAA put Noah Shannon through, there may be riots in the street in Iowa City

[David Eickholt @DavidEickholt]

Noah Shannon was robbed of his final year and a potential NFL career because he made a small wager on a women’s basketball team involving his school.

He needs to be gone from the college game.

[Mike Cole @colemike]

@MaxxFuller @DennysDiner

[Mike Cole @colemike]

@Chris_Hawkey @Aquarius_Home Chris, you look awesome. 💪💪

[Mike Cole @colemike]

Why is Reid the “escalator” when Jokic took somebody down for a little shove in the back? That’s not escalation? NBA is terrible.

[Aman @Amank1412]

USING Claude Opus 4.7 TO CENTER A DIV

[Mike Cole @colemike]

@dustinson when are we doing this to @scottsauber?

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

George Kittle just stole Tyrese Haliburton's beer and chugged it 😂