Cole M. Sprouse

what a pretty boy

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thread of 25 reasons why Cole deserves the best 25th BIRTHDAY!!❤️💕💋 (august 4th:-)

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wish eminem would just drop his mom's spaghetti recipe already.

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Here's the new trailer for the film! So excited for you all to meet the characters.

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Wowee wow wow

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What a cute strange lil weirdo

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Boys who cough with their tongues curled 😩

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If being goth were an Olympic sport Russians would take gold every time.

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If only we could all sue Fortnite for Christmas

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Just a daddy long legs looking for his mommy wide thighs.

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I wouldn't know

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Man, writing all this Sweet Pea fan fiction sure is exhausting.

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Their bio said “just for fun” but their bills didn’t.

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Grandma wash your mouth out with soap? Bite her, she won’t try that again.

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Guy Fieri didn’t struggle for years just to have people wear flame tees ‘ironically’.

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I think it’s time we start looking at our divisive two party political system as a petri dish for civil war. What, in a military industrial complex, does it mean to “start thinking about America again?” Who may benefit from civilian in-fighting? How can war be engineered at home?

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It’s been a long time coming. I’ve worked since I was in diapers, studied hard, went to university, and I may have almost broken a couple times but I finally did it. I am: choice male hottie.

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Thanks to all the fans that had our backs over the last couple days, especially after that pic of my breasts was spread all over the internet.

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Do not fear, it is I, the man with the naruto profile picture who has been commenting on all of your posts. I’m here to run into your embrace, arms straight back cause it makes me go faster I swear.

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I only made this to tag people who have shit accounts: @dylansprouse