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Bikes | Snowboards | Golf | Nevada #MZ155 #HK13

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

New goal. Don’t be fat. That simple. Multiple people call me fat recently. Mom, sister, son, and my gas station guy said Jerry looking healthy brother. That was nail in coffin. Gotta be better .

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Police officer accused a woman of using her right hand to text while driving…

She proved her case in one second

[Waltjan @Waltjan9]

When your gargoyle is thirsty

[Reed Jones @reedmalcolmj]

“For a chance to win $30k on @StoolAfterDark”

[z misses pens @sidrendipity]

ABSOFUCKUNGLUUUTELY

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

MAHAspital

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

STATEMENT MADE.

[NHL @NHL]

Evgeni Malkin's certainly mastered the art of the spinning backhand 🤌

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🇨🇦: @SportsOnPrimeCA ➡️ https://t.co/93veFI9jrZ

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Got it ✅

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

How it feels asking another adult for permission to use your PTO days

[History Calendar @historycalendar]

“We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.... Now, watch this drive.”
— George W. Bush, 2002.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

him: are you fucking stupid or something?

me:

[Dom @di1499]

MOVING ON.

[أسامة. @zzziili]

Tap for a surprise

[cole proctor @coleproctor]

$508 on groceries at Costco is ass