Cole Risner

What I lack in skill, I make up for in charm.

[Cole Risner @colerisnertx]

@mr_weston_ @johnnybananas @TomBrady @Buccaneers @Ralph_InYaFace @TommyKnees @TreyGarbers @kdsands84 Because he would. And has.

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I catch myself calling the #Suddenlink new customer line just to have someone new to talk to. #COVID19

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@garyvee Motivation to finish an album

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@boone_tx @Rangers Great pick Boone

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Tonight I’m making ribs and watching Hustle and Flow. Happy Friday y’all.

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If Covid don’t kill me, the dishes will.

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Kevin was so drab tonight. He was like a damp sock floating from room to room. #BB22

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Nowadays a belt might as well be a corset.

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My hair is getting dangerously close to mullet length.

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@ModernDudeChat @ABbeerwine What’s the situation on Montucky Cold Snacks here?

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@reedbartonmusic Slow down. You’re gonna kill yourself.

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This has been the longest spring break ever.

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@TreyGarbers

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Alright guys. I get it. Nobody wanted Ray-Bans. #hacked

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@reedbartonmusic You cut my hair, I’ll cut your song

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@reedbartonmusic Because he is a National Treasure.

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Somebody tell Tom.

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Storied apparel brand Brooks Brothers files for bankruptcy, as it seeks buyer and closes some stores https://t.co/iGvVNKYkxO

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It’s been a long time since I had to check myself for ticks. #2020

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Just sitting on the back with a Miller Lite splitting a pot pie with my lady. This is quarantine life.