TweeterCole

I ate a brownie once

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

In line at the register of the burger joint. There’s an old lady in front of me with a Louis Bag, Louis Wallet, and weezys. A) I respect the drip! B) who got money like that?

[DRE @ndre3000]

Just saw a woman fill up her mans Mercedes while he sat in the car. Here, you dropped something king 👑

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

If you can’t handle the heat, you gotta stay out of the kitchen. #sacko #chon-ygats

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

@jbronnier Wow this is electric

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

@SharkTitts I am proud

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

@allynunziato Masks are fun!

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

“How up out the bed, turn my swag on. -Martin Luther King” -Cole Schaffner

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

@allynunziato This is what the Founding Fathers had in mind when they designed the 2nd admendment

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

*Swiping on Hinge*
Me: Ugh, god no. (As if I’m some sort of gift to the female gender and NOT a complete loser)

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

I’m not gay, but Heath Ledger is Heath Ledger.

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

@petite_oli Vacation b

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

Listen paper straws suck... I said what I said

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

Ahhh yes. Hello “I’m sorry I suck at texting..” my old friend...
Coming up next on “Cole gets ghosted saga!” A tale as old as time.

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

It’s been 10 years’ since Kanye dropped Ni**as in Paris. When is he gonna drop “Ni**as in Bass Pro Shops”?

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

Tarpon are strippers of the fish world. #changemymind

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

All these hoes wanna f*** with a real one, until they find out we all play with legos on Friday night. Smh #DoubleStandards

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

@SharkTitts The Frog is closed

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

I just googled and read about The original cast of the Power Rangers.... So I know all that if anyone is curious.... spoiler alert: @_amyjojohnson I’m still DTF if you are.

[TweeterCole @coleschaffner61]

If you see my Bitmoji not wearing pants, it’s cause he likes to party. Don’t judge him