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[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

“I don’t drink cow milk because it wasn’t meant for the human body to process”

Chad says as he plucks a newly ripened Four Loko from the Tree of Life

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

Just realized I’m the means of production being seized

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

Judges love to say “the court will decide your sentence” and then spit paragraphs for the next 3 hours

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

POV: The year is 2018 and you just stumbled out of a gas station at 2:37am

[CNN @CNN]

US government will run out of money by October 18, Treasury secretary says https://t.co/p41AQq8sya

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

I’m going to end this once and for all

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

LMFAOOO what???

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

Not standing anywhere near one of these when the rocket falls back to earth on Saturday

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

@Grube97 You absolute madman

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

People are debating why our COVID cases are skyrocketing like this wasn’t just us for the past 2 months

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

The professor said no scholarly articles with more than 6 authors, but I’m about to

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

Help

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

Road sign: ROAD CONSTRUCTION AHEAD LANE CLOSURE MERGE LEFT

Road construction ahead:

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

If your city looks like this, it has a 100% chance of getting clapped by a Great Fire

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

Nobody:

Physics student learning magnetism: 👎🏻✊🏻👍🏻👉🏻🤚🏻

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

@FAFSA

[CAELI K. @onlycaelik]

travel. your money will return, your time won’t.

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

Me:

The sleep paralysis demon in the corner:

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

@jared_grillo @DDRod Infinity gauntlet

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

Hey I saw you listening to the Minecraft soundtrack on Spotify

Just checking in to make sure everything’s ok

[Cole foutty @colesmailbox96]

IU students tomorrow at 8am