Cole World😈

👉 Always comically speaking, Sarcastic AF, Eagles fan, Married w/ children 🎟 I’m Just Here For the Tweets man 🤷🏻‍♀️ Not the DMs❌

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

My son says, Applebees have $1 Long Islands 3 drink maximum

I said, oh so you feeling it huh

He says, I mean I felt better walking out than I did walking in.😎😂

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

@TheRealStanRay @ATwistedSis @ATwistedSis wya dawg 🤣

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

@TheRealStanRay @ATwistedSis Hi 👋 😁

[Ray, Babysitter of Chaos রশ্মি @TheRealStanRay]

#ShitAintBeenTheSameSince @ATwistedSis & @ColesWorrld left 😭😭😭 I miss you guys.

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

😂😂😂😂

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

Rum & coke will make it better 😷😫😝

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

Check out justinecree0112's video! #TikTok 😂 https://t.co/1fcXvdPqK1

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

Had to bathe my cat because a skunk got him. Nope, didn’t use 🍅 sauce...just Dawn, Peroxide & Baking Soda & it worked beautifully. Now to put the remaining peroxide on my scratches and wet vac the bathroom 🤷🏻‍♀️😂life is great.

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

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[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

@rahm3sh 😍😂😂😂

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

Cat’s Eye used to scare the shit outta me😂

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

Me: What do you wanna do this weekend??

Him: Idk, what do you wanna do?

Me: Why do I ALWAYS have to be the one to decide 🤷🏻‍♀️was thinking of idk, murder-suicide.

Him: So, you wanna go out to dinner with me & see a movie?

Me: Sure. You’re so sweet. 🗣I ❤️u

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

Sometimes when I’m bored I go on the yardsale sites and shit like this happens 😂😂😂😂😂Yea it says all or nothing but bitch it was vague & you know a closed mouth don’t get fed 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

#WhenIGetTheBluesI have a good time

[Ali Bradley @AliBradleyTV]

But all I can think of is the #coronavirus though... 🤷🏼‍♀️

[🇲 🇦 🇷 🇰 🇾 🇲 🇦 🇷 🇰 ™ 🏒 @markroda]

Know what the fuck you really want,
and go after that shit with what you got….

[Cole World😈 @ColesWorrld]

This is me Christmas crafting for the first time in history 😂 not 💯 done but I’m so impatient lol