Gazpacho ._.

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

@JetsJargon i just asked us not to do this

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

as jets fans can we not do that thing where we have one loss and immediately start saying the seasons over

[JetsMuse @jetsmuse]

Im mildly convinced Geno Smith will take us to the glory land this year and that scares me

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

@jetsmuse you’re right it’s already over

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

this is gunna be me when Sam Darnold III leads the jets to the super bowl when i’m 86 years old watching on holocast

[Casual Sports Fan @bigsportscasual]

He went 82 years without watching his team win a championship, until LeBron James came along

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

@Truesee_ @SleeperNFL @nfltrade_rumors @SleeperBroncos @SleeperSeahawks @SleeperSF49ers @SleeperBills @RamsTapes @SleeperEagles @SleeperCowboys @SleeperBears @bearszn @SleeperTBBUCS run the ball well***

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

How Carson Beck vs. Kenny Pickett throwing to a bunch of dudes who will be working 9 to 5s in a few weeks is going to feel tonight after 6 straight months of no football

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

i know davante has talked way too much shit on the jets but corley deserves to have this story told a million times over.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

A Jets rookie tried to charge Davante Adams $1 Million for the number 17 😂

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

@OnyxOdds to be fair the chiefs we’re horrendous for a long time

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

@BLouu idk what’s crazier, charging $800 for a haircut or TELLING you that you need to tip 25% on top of it

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

my king could post a go fund me with the caption saying “wouldn’t it be cool to buy me my morning coffee” and i would sell my car

[Mike @MikeAdxx]

Deadass if lebron fell on hard times and posted a gofundme his glazers would donate

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

@itzsagka it never ceases to amaze me how these pieces of shit will cheat and talk shit on the people not cheating as though they don’t have an unfair advantage

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

Tony Allen was an incredible defender. possibly a top 5 perimeter defender of all time. LeBron can guard inside of the perimeter and has played and guarded 1-5 for the last 20 years. Tony Allen is better in perimeter defending ONLY, and that’s high praise.

[Grind City Media @grindcitymedia]

Tony Allen stands on 10 toes that he's a better defender than LeBron 👀

@ChrisVernonShow | @Devin_Walker2 | @aa000G9 | @Jon_Roser

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

Ts is too accurate bro 😂

[Gazpacho ._. @coletheboss2]

so if points are everything then the best player of all time would be… the leading scorer in NBA history?

[Still_8/24Mambalytics @8_24Mambalytics]

Measuring championship runs round by round…Kobe vs LBJ…

I’d compare 2000 Kobe, but Bron only has 4 rings. Lol.

Nevertheless…🧵

2001 Kobe > 2016 LBJ

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

LeBron's announcement video on IG

[Gavin 🕸️ @Gavin2Hell]

Put Jesus Christ of Nazareth in cleats and he’s not getting a single contested catch against 2022 Sauce Gardner

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Hinge's founder has created an AI dating app that's straight out of Black Mirror

There are no profiles or matches to swipe through – the AI decides who it thinks you will be compatible with

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

AI giving girls their actual looks match is going to cause all sorts of emotional damage.