Colette

And rain will make the flowers grow

[Colette @colette_maree]

The Phoenix is rising

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@JonahMarais I got a consultation for bottom surgery!!!

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@katie_hoer Nice I love it!!

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@katie_hoer Can you please provide a transcript?

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Two different middle-aged men have said “cold enough out there for ya?” to me today and it’s not even noon

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@tebxo @BinkyJoelle YES!!! I love this plan!! That’s what I’m gonna do!

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I was never insecure about my height until this point of my life so I’m making it a point to embrace my height and fuel my inner supermodel

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@BinkyJoelle I’m gonna!!! Thank you!!

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@katie_hoer Omg this is the best thing ever lol

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It frustrates me that guys say “yeah” when they text cause I always perceive that as anger lol

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@Janeschroederr Ughhh 😖😖

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Is part of being a girl getting nonstop Facebook friend requests from guys I’ve never met?

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@Carrieleet Bizarre!!!

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Hey guys not gonna lie but I wanna be a model

[delia paunescu @delia_p]

i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other.

"I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry.

what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?

[Colette @colette_maree]

@cass_e_spencer Smart!! I made them cancel the order and now I’m just reordering it lol

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I rented a dress for an event I’m going to and needed to change the date of the delivery and they charge $27 to change the date...

[Madelyn Burke @MadelynBurke]

This was just a few weeks ago. Life is short, tell someone you love them today #RIPMamba