colette

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[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

“The Irish Goodbye” has served me well for many many years

[colette @colettesays]

I’ve never been a New Years fan. So staying in and being in pajamas ? Don’t gotta tell me twice baby.

[Paul Abrahamian 🇦🇲 @deadskullxxx]

every time I see ‘Dr. Fauci’ my brain reads fettuccine alfredo in an italian accent idk why

[colette @colettesays]

Finally Christmas is over 🙏🏼

[colette @colettesays]

Are people aware how bad covid is right now? Bc damn.

[colette @colettesays]

If anyone is wondering what to get me for Christmas, I’m a size 3 ml in lip filler. Thanks

[colette @colettesays]

Cowboy boots are the worst. That is all

[colette @colettesays]

@hali_phillipss Omg that made my heart so happy 🥺❤️

[colette @colettesays]

Listen I’m just trying to get people in my chair now , but instead everyone will wait til the last minute and bully me for spots I don’t have before Christmas 😭

[colette @colettesays]

My Halloween costume is supposed to have bleach blonde hair, and I just went darker, so mind your buisness.

[colette @colettesays]

@Chendango1 Oh wow I love this

[colette @colettesays]

@farrowdynamic Hey girl hey !

[colette @colettesays]

Guess I’ll use Twitter since I deleted fb and Insta for a bit 🤷🏼‍♀️

[colette @colettesays]

@briepic_ Same!!🥺I said to her we all need to do something!! We have no excuse now!

[colette @colettesays]

Who is even paying for #philo ?! The mouths are always off and the commercials are so damn long.

[Nelly London @_Nelly_London]

I had a miscarriage a few months ago and I still think about it most days. Like where I would be in my pregnancy right now, what would the bump look like, would the baby would be a blueberry or a kiwi at this point. I know they’re pointless thoughts but fuck they’re a lot.

[colette @colettesays]

Do any other cosmetologists pick apart random peoples hair and what you’d do to it or is it just me?

[colette @colettesays]

@panch_b Stfu 😳😳😳

[colette @colettesays]

Who needs a therapist when I have mam mam🥺❤️