colette

weirder irl

[jess white @jessf_white]

the incessant and insane categorisation of every single little feeling a human can have as entire personality model is entirely down to content-ifying our lives and the ‘branding’ that individuals build themselves. it all boils down to consumption

[claire salvo @claire_salvo]

my bic ballpoint drawing of marlboro 100’s

[colette @colettoris]

rest in peace to the bitches that are dying to be me

[iqra❀ @e1kra]

whoever designed this emoji 🫑 deserves a pay rise bc they rlly put their heart and soul into this pepper

[SubDocta @subdocta]

relatable af

[colette @colettoris]

biggest goal is to have a bidet in every bathroom of my house

[Agamemnon’s Helmet || Sam @samiswhoiam]

This cat is so unhinged but living his best liiiiifeeee??!!! https://t.co/6Ij2zNlTjq

[colette @colettoris]

i’m gonna be honest, there is no way i’m paying my taxes this year

[colette @colettoris]

on all levels except financially i’m very rich

[CN is Dead @CNCity_Bumpers]

Peeling a potato

[Hales @lilr3ds]

My new years resolution is to just continue being a straight up cutie patootie

[Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide]

In case this wasn’t obvious to you all, the CDC’s new recommendation to shorten the quarantine period from 10 to 5 days is a business decision, not a public health decision.

[colette @colettoris]

serving millennial women during brunch is the bane of my existence

[Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny]

Stop asking me what I want for Christmas. Pay a fucking BILL.

[colette @colettoris]

i’m really crying over young dolph rn

[colette @colettoris]

really gotta think twice about who deserves your time & energy these days

[colette @colettoris]

@lilr3ds i'd ask this guy to slap my ass too 😩

[colette @colettoris]

do i have to be milk to be spoiled?