Cole Garrett

Raised in the Texas hills, reside in the Louisiana swamp. Texas Grad. LSU Law Alum. Attorney for “The Wildlife”.

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@DanClaitor But could I file suit for damages due to illegal emissions?

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@Super70sSports Ricky @Rickthelaureate

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@theadvocatebr Step 1: Host state-wide travel summit…

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@DanielCoffey42 Are you being ironic?

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@WAFB If Wolverine was a meth head…

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@SECNetwork what’s the deal with the audio issues on @TexasBaseball games?

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@BurritoBrosShit Agreed that he need not be made fun of. He’s been a wonderful staple for Saturday morning’s in the fall for decades. But we can also recognize that he’s a shell of himself and doesn’t need to continue to be paraded around by ESPN as some sort of prop.

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@Doc_Texas The best one since the dime Johntay Cook dropped.

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@edsbs That belt buckle tho…

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@gkketch I’m buying… but Roy Williams, B.J. Johnson and Sloan Thomas made for a target rich environment in the early 2000s.

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@HuntPalmer88 As a Texas fan , I can’t like this… but it’s ��� analysis

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More like “Muggy Gras”… amirite?!?

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@LaurenHtv Every time… Hope everybody feels better.

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@LaurenHtv picked a heck of a day to miss work #bridgechaos

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@OccupyLF @TexasBaseball Jeff Ontiveros (RIP) would like a word.

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@MattMoscona No doubt. Congrats to the dude from UPenn, who must have absolutely crippling student loan debt, but let’s be real, Pistol Pete and his porcelain head would’ve crushed both these clowns.

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@LVann_Sports was a great follow when she reported on LSU sports, but she’s even better now that she’s reporting all things @TexasLonghorns #HookEm

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@NOLAnews Defend New Orleans:
Violent crime isn’t bad compared to some 3rd world cities. Potholes and flooding is part of the charm. The mayor doesn’t carry on affairs in State buildings with ALL of her security detail. Humidity is like a hug from the atmosphere… Mardi Gras!!!

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@LVann_Sports LSU’s baseball culture is just different. It’s a religion. There’s no program in the country that compares.

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Citing an enhanced risk of sunburn, dermatologists in the greater Baton Rouge area universally applaud the 5 hour weather delay in the @LSUbaseball v. @UKBaseball game. #CWS