WaldosWordsOfWisdom™

Featherd 'n' Lethal

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

@StyleSquad6996 You know, I feel bad for you man. It’s going to be really hard for you to tell your dad that you’re gay, but for what it’s worth, you have my support 🏳️‍🌈

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Walk the Goal Line #AddSportsRuinASong @midnight

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Collard "Green" #AddSportsRuinASong @midnight

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Koka-Crisp-Mo #AddSportsRuinASong @midnight

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Sound and the Furry #CatBooks @midnight

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Paws #CatBooks @midnight

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles #ElderlyMovies @midnight

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Fully-Aged Baby Geniuses #ElderlyMovies @midnight

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Fuck my life

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

I wish someone would steak me home tonight

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Anyone want a wedding dress? I have a wedding dress

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

The ol' John Cougar has a Melon Cramp

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Watching a news report on sharks. Apparently there were 42 UNPROVOKED attacks last year. How many people were provoking these things???

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

I pump the gas. I drink them cokes. I don't date mollaaaay no more

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

She dreams in colour, she dreams in red. Can't find a better man

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Just had a snickers. And I'm still not myself #fuck

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Nothing gets me wetter then a nice shower #Soaked

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

Just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by not having any

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

It's like raeeaaainn on your wedding day.
It's a free rieeeide when you've already paid

[WaldosWordsOfWisdom™ @colewaldner]

It's hard being so hard #realtalk