Cole Burke

[Cole Burke @colewburke]

i have launched my career as a yelp hotel reviewer

[Cole Burke @colewburke]

the backrooms was a pretty neat urban legend until they started adding all these "levels" & "monsters" and all this silly video game nonsense. sometimes an endless office space is all that's needed for a good spook.

[Cole Burke @colewburke]

every cent to your name at the time of your death represents wasted time. live your best life. aim for $0.00

[Cole Burke @colewburke]

@dreamdisastxr_ @Kobi7o @GoodReddit they would've asked the english word for shrimp if that were the case. or used google translate

[Cole Burke @colewburke]

top 5 animals

[Cole Burke @colewburke]

@AcheeJon

[Cole Burke @colewburke]

chivalry is alive and well

[Cole Burke @colewburke]

Alchemy sure did have a long heyday for a fake science. You'd think they would've had to successfully turn lead into gold a few times before anyone would be interested in reading 900 libraries about lions eating suns or something.

[Cole Burke @colewburke]

Followed an account with a kitten+banana profile picture the other day. Pretty bummed that he hasn't followed me back because now I can't DM him the meme I made.

[Cole Burke @colewburke]

Orangutans are the best monkes because they can balance froots on their snoots.
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